According to my mole inside the DR-OTFH (Denny's Restaurant - Open Twenty-Four Hours) Organization, the waitress with the gorgeous ass is married.

In my well-educated opinion, that is a shameless waste of gorgeous ass.

The "Three Musketeers" auditions are today, children. Pray for me.

School looms nigh. Thither go I.

Denny's had better get a replacement waitress. I'll be damned if I'm going to be satisfied with a mere glimpse of spectacular married ass for long. I will expect a ravishing, well-formed, single waitress upon my next arrival.